After battling with the iPhone/Blackberry debate - as seems customary these days - for many months I have finally decided to purchase a Samsung Galaxy S Android Smartphone and I’m thrilled to say it shall be winging its way to me within the week.

When the home phone rings you always answer it. Regardless of the fact that you have absolutely no idea who is ringing you, you pick up the phone to find out. You’re never freaked out by it. But when your mobile rings and it’s an unknown number or a number you don’t recognise why is it that you always think twice before finally deciding not to answer?

(By the way, by ‘you’ I mean ‘I’).

Police programmes teach me to be suspicious of people who carry multiple phones. But then I realise, I carry both my French and English phones at all times.

Be aware; trust no one.

(Also there’s no way the first phone in this picture had a colour screen with cute little pictures of dogs on it. I refuse to believe that.)