I know there’s nothing funny about the fact that this woman was killed, but it still really makes me laugh how everyone talks about this pizza that she bought as if it holds the key to everything about the case, the universe and everything. Especially when the BBC make a news story solely about the infamous pizza and how, after all this time, it finally comes to light that she never even consumed it! The saga continues.

If it turns out the pizza does have a role to play, however, no one will ever be able to enjoy tomato and mozzarella ever again. Shame.