December 2009
51 posts
1 tag
Snow
You know it’s been snowy for too long when you look out the window after it’s all thawed and realise that you’d forgotten what colour the tarmac on your road is.
I hope this further snow doesn’t settle, otherwise there will be hell to pay.
Dear Squirrel
Mr(s) Squirrel who ran in front of my car this afternoon, I am truly sorry. I applied the brakes with great haste as soon as I saw your desperate attempt to get back to your family unfold. Alas, the road was too slippy and the car didn’t stop in time. You died.
To be fair, you shouldn’t have been so bloody stupid to run in front of a car. I mean, birds seem to manage to fly from one...
“Don’t listen to your heart. That’s what no one tells you but...”
– I just love Peep Show, what else can I say?
Reggie Yates & 'Geek Chic'
I hate both of them. So I hate Reggie Yates all geek chic-y on Move Like Michael (which I also hate).
Not cool.
Home...
… is where pints are £1.25 on a Tuesday night.
Home...
… where I recognise nearly everyone (yet avoid eye contact at all costs).
Back to normal?
This weekend was a typical weekend for me when I was permanantly in England. I worked late Saturday night then was back at work for 7 the next morning until 4. Following that, I slept the rest of the day on the sofa until dinner.
Normality restored? Well almost. And even if it were, I’m going back to Paris in a few weeks; back to the other normality.
Home...
… where middle aged women tell you they’re on their period (and provide accompanying hand gestures).
Home...
… where there are more tramps and slags than Paris.
Ask Me Anything →
I really couldn’t care less about these things. I just find them really self-involved and pointless. Much like blogging.
nothing really about me i love all ma m8s that are...
People are funny things.
Honestly, though...
… of what use to anyone is un-spreadable butter?
You end up with a totally torn up slice of bread and still very little butter.
devincastro:
Straight No Chaser / 12 Days of...
When Bros Sign off their Emails with "Cheers"
tylercoates:
natashavc:
This is something men in their twenties do and it reminds of the cuntish 5th grader who would say ‘present’ instead ‘here’ during roll call. Like, knock it the fuck off and say ‘best’, ‘thanks’ or ‘<3’ like an adult.
Uniquely,
Natasha
“I spend half my time worrying that security will arrest me for selecting the...”
– There is something fantastically hilarious about this quotation. Good old Shaz. Probably from Scunthorpe or Wigan or one of those other funny little places.
I was just thinking
If someone somehow (hypothetically) managed to tattoo the middle of your back without your knowing so, you probably wouldn’t find out for ages.
I just licked the delicious gravy clean off my...
This is why I love living on my own.
“Demand has forced the Paris branch of WH Smith to double the size of its British...”
– From David Mitchell’s Observer column (which is about Susan Boyle; this quotation is unrelated).
I like the sound of this, even if WH Smith Paris does charge extortionate rates for the food.
'Civic Service' to be paid for by students. →
If this isn’t one of the most terrible ideas I’ve ever heard, then I don’t know what is.
Sentimentality literally makes me want to vomit.
