March 2011
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Request to my Dear Friends
Dear friends,
I ask of you very little but today I ask you for an immense pull-together of brain power and original thought.
If, hypothetically speaking, you had a marked oral presentation to give tomorrow at 1pm on the subject of business but with an “economical, political or social” spin, what exactly would you talk about for seven minutes?
Of course this is entirely hypothetical...
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Listening to your flatmate having sex the other...
I’ve been out all evening, why wait until I get back in at gone 1am to do it? Sleeping with headphones in is getting tiresome.
Tumblr
It’s been a while; my life these past few weeks have been far too interesting for Tumblr (and yes I am being all I’ve-got-no-time-for-Tumblr) and so tonight I decided to rectify that. But unfortunately I’m well over hundreds upon hundreds of pictures and GIFs (where the fuck do these things even come from? I’ll throttle the person who made the first one) of the Oscars....
February 2011
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Reflections
Hello, sorry for not telling you but I’ve been in Berlin this week. I’ve just got back home and I already have post-holiday blues. I had a really good time discovering a new city and remembering what it’s like to be somewhere where you don’t understand a word they’re saying to you (it’s been many years since I’ve holidayed in a non-franco or anglophone...
When Grandparents Text: Harry Potter
Grandpa: I finished the harry potter movie. Couldnt hear half of it because my hearing aid fell out but it was visually stimulating. But not as visually stimulating as Avatar. What is Voldamert’s purpose in life?
Fad Diet
Mom: Hello baaayBEEE
Me: Hey Mom! How was your weekend? You never answered my calls.
Mom: Diarrhea. Lost 12 lbs.
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Pro
It makes me laugh when people mis-pronounce the word pronunciation.
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“I got married, I came out publicly. But I had to, you know? I mean it was like...”
– Wanda Sykes (via lgbtlaughs)
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Wanda Sykes, queen of fucking everything.
(via deathorthetoypiano)
This is reblogged for the Mary J. Blie gag.
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whydoihaveablog:
It’s pretty depressing when your first thought in the morning is “I cannot believe some of the things I wake up next to,” and it’s not in reference to someone you met at a bar the night before, but instead a lampshade and 4 giant English anthology books.
Every morning I wake up and realise I’ve just spent yet another night with my laptop, phone and glasses for company....
Internet almost out of space with allocation of... →
The concept that the internet has limitations in terms of space has come as something as a shock to me. I hope this is a joke and it never comes true and I can always use the internet forever and always.
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January 2011
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“Matthew, I seriously underestimated your ability to eat chocolate.”
– My flatmate.
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Update
Re: the abandoned dog.
Thanks to everyone for your messages, comments and advice. I’m going to go and see Hurley again this evening so I’ll see what the situation is like then. None of the staff at the restaurant charged with looking after her seem that concerned, which makes me think I’m panicking over nothing. But we’ll see.
I’ll keep you posted.
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December 2010
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Illness
Unless you enjoy being ill, I strongly dissuade you from two things.
Going to university. Freshers’ Flu is not a myth - I repeat, not a myth. It is a real and terrifying phenomena brought about by the mixture of several hundred people from different corners of the country and all their germs. I developed Freshers’ Flu around the first week of term and it has to date lasted over 15...
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I love wrapping presents.
I just came upstairs, flicked the laptop on and put some music on. Then I saw this and remembered why I came upstairs in the first place. I hate wrapping presents.
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